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开怀篇

1 bride wants divorce after using airport toilet

2 hubby keeps house, wife takes roof

3 model caned for passing gas

4 man asks for jail to escape wife

5 his father is his grandfather

6 keep having babies until have twins

7 childless want maternity leave

8 political standoff of feuding towns

9 wash. man wants tapeworm on state seal

10 ga. man wants chicken as state bird

11 man wants his dog to run for mayor

12 man slaps stranger's child

13 the result of a $63,500 study

14 man deported to wrong country

15 boy has a 7-year-old father

16 nypd repeatedly arrests wrong man

17 man bites through neighbor's lips

18 man gets ticket for blowing nose

.19 speed camera tickets parked car

20 drunken pilot can't find runway

21 it's a wrong sydney

22 bus takes wrong students for field trip

23 birthday boy left behind at restaurant

24 $500,000 police vehicle illegal to drive

25 house mistakenly auctioned by bank

26 pilot asks tractor driver for directions

27 man stuck in clothes dryer

28 men shot each other to test pain

29 policeman scratches nose with gun

30 misunderstanding leads to $128.6m jackpot

31 burglar thought it was his home

32 man steals beer and returns

33 robber asks clerk not to tell mom

34 bank robbers call ahead so that money is ready

35 man hands out business cards before robbery

36 officer helps him to find what he is looking for

37 robber calls cops when punched

38 man steals one shoe

39 fleeing suspect ends up in prison yard

40 murderer tells jokes from jail

41 robber forgets ski mask

42 judge takes chicken in lieu of service

43 woman is sentenced to write sentences

44 bar patron arrested for kissing police dog

45 man jailed over yelling at parrot

46 karaoke singer attacked over bad singing

47 school canceled due to good weather

48 humane lobster killing device

49 italians' world slow day

50 woman marries self

稀奇篇

51 man uncovers gold hoard with metal detector

52 record breaking 1,400 relatives

53 world's smallest man ever

54 world's smallest mom has third child

55 blind driver hits 200 mph

56 78 forks, spoons removed from her stomach

57 man has 241 piercing on his body

58 teacher marries fourth-grader in his classroom

59 kidnap victim cut off by emergency services

60 robber prays with victim

61 chef poisoned after eating blowfish liver

62 baby's fractured head wrapped in duct tape

63 \just kill him\

64 grandma robs two banks in one hour

65 inmate escapes in cardboard box

66 woman dead in bed for 8 months

67 11-year-old gives birth on wedding day

68 98-year-old woman kills 100-year-old roommate

69 two men reserve 28,000 hotel rooms

70 obese man found not guilty of dwi

71 woman to lose license over 25-year-old ticket

72 nuke missile silo fire undetected

73 drunken passengers fight aboard

74 bull-run turns fatal

75 police's malfunction costs her life

76 man accidentally ejected from plane

77 plane dismantled to find lost phone

78 man struck by piece of airplane

79 exploding chewing gum kills student

80 engagement ring falls from hot air balloon

81 piece of plastic in man's lung

82 condolences sent to living soldier's wife

83 record long fingernails broken

84 pioneer pilot flies again at age 99

85 5-year-old body builder sets world record

86 boy, 2, pulls baby girl from fire

87 world's most expensive dog

88 gambler loses $127 million in one year

89 stray dog saves lost toddler

90 man keeps 4,600 scorpions as pets

91 pet turkey needs eye surgery

92 large spider crawls on pope during speech

93 jumping cow damages roof

94 turtle's gas triggers alarms

95 black parents have three white children

96 500-carat diamond found at s. african mine

97 frog eats entire snake

98 dead man's brain is missing

99 girl has 2.2-pound clump of hair in stomach

100 baby born with 12 fingers, 12 toes

趣味篇

101 sticking out tongue ruled illegal

102 boy sleepwalks to school at night

103 man guilty to running over ducklings

104 bee swarm kill 6

105 bear goes upstairs in home to attack man

106 huge rat attacks woman

107 hippo kills poacher

108 crocodile bites shark in two

109 camels trample town

110 woman faces jail time for feeding feral cats

111 man has five kidneys

112 operation to turn brown eyes blue

113 grandma gets $3,200 bid on ebay

114 couple driven out of home by mystery noise

115 man conquers amazon river

116 buying large eggs is cruel to hens

117 it's raining birds on western australia

118 patient misdiagnosed coma for 23 years

119 airport opens restrooms for dogs

120 a church building has been stolen

121 double murderer executed in ohio

122 airline offers rain compensation

123 burglar lives in house for a week

124 toilet seat museum

125 the most expensive hotel rooms in las vegas

126 community underneath las vegas

127 laser treatment causes woman to have a beard

128 woman, 75, crashes into the same store for 2nd time

129 microbrewery sells beer soap

130 man, 96, holds his own wake

知识篇

131 nasa's new space program

132 life on mars

133 nasa photographs \trees\ on mars

134 woman photographs mystery object in sky

135 space hotel to open in 2012

136 giant crack in africa will become new ocean

137 earthquakes shifts earth's axis

138 people in chile see ufo before the earthquake

139 blind man sees wife for first time

140 australia reveals prototype bionic eye

141 chimpanzee can make plans

142 artificial heart inspired by cockroach

143 removing gallbladder through mouth

144 people with fewer teeth prone to die of heart disease

145 turning on light at night causes cancer

146 seaweed may halt swine flu spread

147 extra pounds are good for old people

148 getting dirty is the answer to good health

149 sperm and eggs created from stem cells

150 researchers grow teeth in mice

151 turn chickens into dinosaurs

152 the flying car goes into production

153 the car that uses urine

154 duct tape holds airliner together

155 shark-repelling anklet

156 new high-tech dirigibles

157 hacker disables more than 100 cars remotely

158 bigfoot hunters claim they have footprint

159 why researchers do obvious studies

160 global warming may come to a standstill